Monthly Archives: August 2011

Fnool Statement #;

I will give you only my name, my rank and my serial number. I admit that, being of another planet, that might or might not be this very planet, I don’t actually have a name, a rank or a serial number, but I shall give them to you anyway, as a token of respect for the local folk-lore.

In return I expect that you honor our own custom and, after delivery of said information and before commencing any other exchange,  commit immediate termination of all your biological activity.

For I don’t hold with the smell.


Don’t Smell the Roses. The roses are dangerous. They can smell right back at you. This won’t affect your body in any visible way. But be careful anyway.