Fnool Statement #;

I will give you only my name, my rank and my serial number. I admit that, being of another planet, that might or might not be this very planet, I don’t actually have a name, a rank or a serial number, but I shall give them to you anyway, as a token of respect for the local folk-lore.

In return I expect that you honor our own custom and, after delivery of said information and before commencing any other exchange,  commit immediate termination of all your biological activity.

For I don’t hold with the smell.

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