It was never my intention to invade your planet. Rather, by existing, your planet has invaded my universe. Therefore I can safely state that the offending party is your planet – you people came along only much later, and that did not make matters any better – and thus should suffer any punishment that I choose to inflict upon it.
At the moment, I tend towards using it as a sex-doll, but I might change my mind later. The galactic night is still young.