Monthly Archives: September 2011

Fnool Statement #[

It was never my intention to invade your planet. Rather, by existing, your planet has invaded my universe. Therefore I can safely state that the offending party is your planet – you people came along only much later, and that did not make matters any better – and thus should suffer any punishment that I choose to inflict upon it.

At the moment, I tend towards using it as a sex-doll, but I might change my mind later. The galactic night is still young.

Mr. G. Lies Heavy


“I hereby state, in my capacity as district attorney in particular and American citizen in general, that animals have neither consciousness nor soul,” said the horse. He was mind-controlled, of course.