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Fnool Statement #~

We took the forms of humans and cows and dogs and cheesecakes, and thought that this would enable us to infiltrate your ranks, invade your planet and take over. By the time we’ve discovered that this caused our offspring to be only humans and cows and dogs and cheesecakes, it was already too late. So infiltration: success, invasion: success, taking over: failure. Some would say that two our of three is not bad; well, let us tell you: yes it is.

Mr. G. Lies Heavy


“I hereby state, in my capacity as district attorney in particular and American citizen in general, that animals have neither consciousness nor soul,” said the horse. He was mind-controlled, of course.